Good Things, Almost Forgotten 
- Phones that didn't get constant, buggy software updates and didn't need to be rebooted, ever
 - Highways that aren't under constant reconstruction
 - Buttons and knobs for controlling cars and electronics
 - IBM/Lexmark buckle spring keyboards
 - The Beverly Hillbillies - now on MeTV every weekday
 - Butter Rum Lifesavers - still available but not on my diet
 - Altoids sugar free cinnamon chewing gum
 - Dentyne Pure sugar free chewing gum
 
Great Novelists Gone
- Terry Pratchett - don't miss anything - early, Discworld, and more
 - Isaac Asimov
 - Michael Crichton
 - Kurt Vonnegut
 - David Gemmell - maybe not great but fun (MNGBF)
 - David Eddings - MNGBF - ignore anything after The Belgariad/Malloreon series
 
Great Novelists, No Longer - Over ten years to write a sequel?
- George RR Martin 
 - Patrick Rothfuss - meanwhile publish the most boring book of all time
 
Great Novelists, No Longer - After reading many of the books by these authors, I couldn't get through the Kindle free sample of their latest.
- Christopher Moore - Noir
 - Orson Scott Card - The Hive
 - Joe Abercrombie - The Trouble with Peace
 
Great Novelists, Where Are You?
- Margaret Atwood
 - Michael Sullivan - MNGBF
 
Old Songs From People That I Otherwise Rarely Listen To
- American Girl - Tom Petty
 - Authority Song - John Mellencamp
 - I Was Made to Love Her - Stevie Wonder
 - Little Bit of Soul - The Music Explosion
 - Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
 - Pretty Flamingo - Manfred Mann
 - Standing in the Shadows of Love - The Four Tops
 
Some Things Have Gotten Better
- Dishwashers with pod detergents
 - Unscented and dye free liquid clothes washer detergent
 - Memory foam mattresses
 - Crosscut paper shredders
 - Carbon fiber and titanium for mechanical things
 - Computer and TV displays: CRT -> flat screen CRT -> LCD -> OLED
 - Cordless (battery powered) vacuum cleaners and power tools
 
Best Forgotten
- Checking account balance books - all my stuff is in a spreadsheet now
 - Compact fluorescent light bulbs, and soon, hopefully, all fluorescent lights
 - Paperback books - impossible to read while using your hands for other things
 - Full size American sedans, with minimal shock absorbers
 - Fins and wings on street cars
 - Typewriters
 - "Rechargeable" Nickel Cadmium batteries
 
And a Few Things That Should Disappear
- Air blower hand dryers
 - Automobile sunroofs, mandatory with other options that are important
 - Scented detergents and air fresheners
 - Internal combustion engine powered lawn mowers, string trimmers, and leaf blowers
 
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