2023-06-20

Good Things, Almost Forgotten and More

Good Things, Almost Forgotten and More

Good Things, Almost Forgotten
 

  • Phones that didn't get constant, buggy software updates and didn't need to be rebooted, ever
  • Highways that aren't under constant reconstruction
  • Buttons and knobs for controlling cars and electronics
  • IBM/Lexmark buckle spring keyboards
  • The Beverly Hillbillies - now on MeTV every weekday
  • Butter Rum Lifesavers - still available but not on my diet
  • Altoids sugar free cinnamon chewing gum
  • Dentyne Pure sugar free chewing gum

Great Novelists Gone

  • Terry Pratchett - don't miss anything - early, Discworld, and more
  • Isaac Asimov
  • Michael Crichton
  • Kurt Vonnegut
  • David Gemmell - maybe not great but fun (MNGBF)
  • David Eddings - MNGBF - ignore anything after The Belgariad/Malloreon series

Great Novelists, No Longer - Over ten years to write a sequel?

  • George RR Martin
  • Patrick Rothfuss - meanwhile publish the most boring book of all time

Great Novelists, No Longer - After reading many of the books by these authors, I couldn't get through the Kindle free sample of their latest.

  • Christopher Moore - Noir
  • Orson Scott Card - The Hive
  • Joe Abercrombie - The Trouble with Peace

Great Novelists, Where Are You?

  • Margaret Atwood
  • Michael Sullivan - MNGBF

Old Songs From People That I Otherwise Rarely Listen To

  • American Girl - Tom Petty
  • Authority Song - John Mellencamp
  • I Was Made to Love Her - Stevie Wonder
  • Little Bit of Soul - The Music Explosion
  • Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
  • Pretty Flamingo - Manfred Mann
  • Standing in the Shadows of Love - The Four Tops

Some Things Have Gotten Better

  • Dishwashers with pod detergents
  • Unscented and dye free liquid clothes washer detergent
  • Memory foam mattresses
  • Crosscut paper shredders
  • Carbon fiber and titanium for mechanical things
  • Computer and TV displays: CRT -> flat screen CRT -> LCD -> OLED
  • Cordless (battery powered) vacuum cleaners and power tools

Best Forgotten

  • Checking account balance books - all my stuff is in a spreadsheet now
  • Compact fluorescent light bulbs, and soon, hopefully, all fluorescent lights
  • Paperback books - impossible to read while using your hands for other things
  • Full size American sedans, with minimal shock absorbers
  • Fins and wings on street cars
  • Typewriters
  • "Rechargeable" Nickel Cadmium batteries

And a Few Things That Should Disappear

  • Air blower hand dryers
  • Automobile sunroofs, mandatory with other options that are important
  • Scented detergents and air fresheners
  • Internal combustion engine powered lawn mowers, string trimmers, and leaf blowers

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